Friday, September 21, 2012

Jokileaks: The Combine Massacre

First of all, reading a chapter in Joey's "book" is like asking Angilina Mitchell to read me a bed time story. He can't stick to the point, he rambles, on and on like a lunatic.

Anyway, with that preface out of the way, Joey addressed the Combine situation that led to his arrest in New Hampshire in 2009. Now the theme of Joey's book is "I have never done anything wrong in my entire life, its always someone else's fault". And true to form he takes ZERO responsibility for getting involved with Meissner or Hoskins. He takes ZERO responsibility for publishing a mug shot of a police officer (a felony). He takes ZERO responsibility for his youtube rant against Hoskins where he says he wants to put a "bullet in his head".

Beyond that though, we learn some ingesting other tidbids. Joey first met Miessnerr as he was speeding through the town of Bardwell and Meissner pulled him over on foot. Meissner knew who Joey was and gave him his business card (and just a warning) and began calling Joey constantly after that for stuff to attack Hoskins on. Well Joey decided to hire Hoskins as a reporter and all of Hoskins articles were aimed at Meissner. This turned into war. Then Joey teams up with this guy named Barry Cooper who is famous for explaining how you can grow marijuana and not get caught. Joey says it "helped that his wife was smoking hot (but she was actually very nice)". Hoskins supposedly edited some comments on the ECO by another low rent cop who of course Joey took a liking too. So Joey fired Hoskins and Hoskins went after him as a result. Joey speculates that it was Hoskins that emailed him that mug shot just to catch him in the act (I guess Joey's pet monkey decided to publish it too). So Hoskins tells Joey he is going to put him in jail if he doesn't spill the dirt on Meissner, and Joey takes to Youtube and threatens to kill Hoskins. So Hoskins brings up charges and has him arrested up in New Hampshire. Barry Cooper has a show called Kopbusters and had teamed up with Hosksins to film a live raid on Meissner's house. But Joey sent a message to Meissner as soon as Joey got arrested and Meissner never showed up to his house and the raid was a bust (heh heh thats just a little pun of mine). About that time, Megan Gray who had been coordinating with Joey, found that the search warrant numbers didn't match with what Tarrant County had. So the whole thing blows up in Hoskins face and both Meissner and Joey go free, but it turns out that New Hampshire didn't get the message until 6 days later, so Joey had to stay an extra week in jail.

So Joey is in bed with two dirty rent a pigs, teams up with a guy who is famous for telling people who to grow marijuana, and somehow all of the crap that results isn't his fault. Oh, I forget to throw a convicted felon named Ali Akbar into the middle of the Meissner/Hoskins piggy fued. Sorry if this all seems disjointed and convoluted, I had nothing to work with.

151 comments:

  1. I'm not finished reading this yet, but I'm gonna need somebody to come up with a picture of the smokin' hot wife. I need to assess if she is Brandy hot, Angelina Mitchell hot, Brannon in morphsuit sexy, yappy in drag hot, or. . . uh. . . well . . . actually hot. Sorry, yappy. The lipstick looked nice. :-)

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  2. Joey does this over and over, he can't help himself. He always points out the women he meets that are "beautiful" and then he prefaces it with something like "and she is really smart, or nice too" like its unusual or something. Or maybe he thinks they will someday read it and come running to his door with their clothes off.

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  3. Pffft! no apology needed. I thought I was smoooookin'!

    His lack of maturity shines through in his writing. The finest people in life accept responsibility, offer apologies when they know they've done wrong or hurt others and take measures to make changes in oneself to improve.

    Joey decided his way in life should be the opposite of 'fine'. smh no its never your fault Joey and with parents like his, he'll never understand any different.

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  4. Great bejezus Oreader!!!!! I found a pic of Coopers hot mama. I'll let you determine which category and sadly, its not yappy n drag smoookin' :(

    http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/08/all_charges_dropped_against_kopbuster_barry_cooper.php

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  5. will Hoskins come back and have imaginary conversations with himself? OJ "If I did it?" wise

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  6. Oh wow, she is a must bag, as in must put a bag over her face. I wonder if Joey ever got that high in his gazing at her to notice that part of her.

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  7. Whole buncha 'Candi' & her man on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/nevergetbusted/videos

    bhaahahahahahahaha their website is hilarious. Delete if you need to Ginger. http://www.nevergetbusted.com/store/

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  8. Oh...so she's actually, fake boobs, oompa loompa, hot?

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  9. Its funny how Joey can't stop talking about how hot certain women are that he meets. Here is to paraphrase an interview with him and a female he thinks is hot "She was insanely beautiful, I could barely breathe and keep back my sweat the room was so hot with her in it....on and she said a bunch of things to but I couldn't get them on paper because my paper was wet but she sounded smart too. Did I mention she was hot?"

    Then he devotes an entire chapter in his book to Presley and not one single word is uttered in relation to her appearance. Its like he was describing his dog. She was there for me, no one can understand me like she does, she means the world to me...

    Well Presley I guess you can't live up to the hotness like Candi Cooper for instance, but Joey loves you in other non-physical ways I guess.

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  10. Wow. She is affluent!

    Big boobs, sure. Fake boobs, maybe. Rock hard fake boobs that don't even begin to resemble real anatomy, that's a no-go for me.

    And yeah, a pretty face is a key point to hotness in my book. A girl can be a little less than fit (read 10-15, maybe even 20 lb overweight if she has face and grooming to carry it off).

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  11. Joey thinks the county judge Carol Bush is "very pretty". She is ok for an older woman but yeah, like his sense of humor, Joey's taste for woman is way off.

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  12. Apparently he said up a blog about her hottness? http://carolbush.blogspot.com/2010/04/ellis-county-judge-carol-bush.html
    She looks like most of my friend's mothers looked growing up. Conservative, maybe a little plain, but overall pretty women because they were well dressed & well groomed. Typical upper middle class middle aged woman. Not exactly exciting to anybody but their husbands. (if that)

    Me thinks Joey was trying to "man up" a bit. He thinks that's how real men speak about women. Candi looks like a girl you'd see draped over the hood of a car.

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  13. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 21, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Wow, I didn't even need to see a picture once you said her name was "Candi". Ex-stripper maybe? They remind me of Dog the Bounty Hunter and his bride for some reason, except better looking. I'm out on the fake boobs and tats.

    I'm with Gingersnap on this one, Joey's eyes must not make it past the boobs, fake or real.

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  14. there you go my latest video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGANuD8K8s

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  15. OMG Brannon thats the funniest one yet. Besides all the obvious funny parts, I think my new favorite Brannonism is "I think I will do another video when it becomes light again". I haven't laughed so hard in days, when it becomes light again I think I might still be laughing.

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  16. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 21, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    Impressive - 2 years on the same job and you saved the beer 2 times. That must be a sign that you must do another video when it becomes light again.

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  17. Brannon, the rooster was stealing the show! What's with african head? My spouse and I were betting when you were going to fall and if you'd spill the beer. I lost. hahaha can't wait for the next one! 7am and you're ripped! Texas girls must love that shit.

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  18. Stripper wise she is way hot. And smart too!!!! Maybe Presley will strip too

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  19. Well, considering it is coming from Joey Dauben- he is not exactly "credible". The irony in all of this "Combine Massacre" thing is that Brian Robinson actually brought the charges against Joey Dauben.... And according to the arrest warrants, the source for the mugshot that was emailed to Dauben was one Michael Meissner.... Haha.

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  20. Sadly they do not. Hence the reason is still living with momma

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  21. Sad Brannon never gave us the update that he promised. I guess he too is ignoring Joki

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  22. No Curtis, the update is there. Go back to Brannon's blog and read the next paragraph. Really Curtis, stop drinking and stop writing blogs in the third person. You're not fooling anyone. I'm sorry for your family drama but dude, you seem to bring it on yourself. Time to move on.

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  23. SO Ginger where can I put this post? Its an example how Joey takes on clients. Loryn was one of his latest (yet left slightly unexposed except on Angie's blogtalk).

    Tell me people, do you trust a woman who claims her (almost non-talking) young toddler clearly expresses sex abuse CANNOT diagnose a simple bug bite on her kids back? She turns to Facebook land of all places for a definitive answer prior to rushing her to ER? Give me a freaking break! Note to dumbass Loryn, if you cannot determine tiny bites to your kids back, you cannot diagnose any child sexual abuse. You see what you want to see, you hear what you want to hear. Yet highly trained authorities who spent 20+ years in determining credible sexual abuse found nothing in Loryn's case! You people are nuts. Truly. Insane. Wish they'd lock you all up indefinitely. None deserve to raise a kid. Sorry for the Friday night rant, I absolutely live up to my name and should add "pain in the ass" at the end.

    http://oi50.tinypic.com/72xbtu.jpg

    Brannon, give up the day job and Joey. If Movies like Jackass make millions, you can definitely do way better dude!!!

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  24. seriously mentally ill delusional nut.... if your little 3 yr old kid cannot give you answers to her bug bites on her back, its probably because she was asleep and doesn't know! Going on facebook to scream for 83 answers is NOT the NORMAL way to parent a child. Get some help. Ok Ginger, I'll drop it. I know this is way off topic.

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  25. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 21, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Copyright protected name

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  26. @yappy haha I would love to give up my day job and just do drunken videos like that on youtube...Joey though would not give up on....but ya I have seen many videos on youtube that do stupid stuff, which is why I intially set up my first youtube account, I seen one video of some guy mowing his lawn for 10 mins. and that shit had like 30k views, I was wtf, I can do that and better lol

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  27. been following the blog Yappy. Yet while Joey and his thugs have everyone including Gingersnap that the "third person" they refer to is me. There is nothing there. nothing. No substance, No truth, NOTHING! What has he done? Youtube videos. They have not provided us with the kind of updates one would expect from someone who claims credit for the "Great Daubini"

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  28. lol @ Curtis, there's not really much updates to give, if you go to his fb page though, I'm sure you can find some.....The Videos have mostly always been seperate...if you read the name it says Random Videos, which if one thinks about the word random, it doesn't cover one specific topic, and lol Curtis there's alot of substance to that, for one both of you fuck up on spelling of words, also Curtis, you do realize it wouldn't be a big deal, if you would just write your own shit, instead of acting as if some one else is writing it

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  29. The African head is something I seen at Party City, and was like hmm I think I can use at one point, but ya I like buying just random shit to use at one time in videos

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  30. Carol bush is an "older" woman she's 45?

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  31. yes, 45 is considered an older woman. Would someone like to take on the responsiblity of explaining extreamly simple concepts to Baracus so he can keep up with the rest of the class? I dont have the time, or patience.

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  32. No need I'm just a visitor on your short bus if you have an extra bicycle helmet I will wear it So you won't feel alone

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  33. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 22, 2012 at 2:18 PM

    New allegations. Presley claiming she changed her sisters diaper and found 'money' inside her vagina? Ok then. Forever changing stories makes it all the more credible Presley. I've watched you online for two years, this is another "first".

    Is she on drugs or whats going on with her?

    http://oi46.tinypic.com/kas5ft.jpg

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  34. Do you have kids yappy? Seriously qut bashn ppl who can't defend themselves.

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  35. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 22, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    Yup Shelby *hacked* I have kids. Some grown, some still at home. I cannot stand people who do not know how to raise their kids. Your father seems to be one of them. Shelby why won't YOU tell your brother to STOP BASHING people who are innocent? There's an idea ;)

    Speaking of sick, Timothy Bedwell (Connie Bedwell-tuma's dad) had a hearing the same day as our Joey. (fate, yahweh at work?). The details will make you sick to your stomach.

    http://www.courtrecords.alaska.gov/eservices/casedetail.page.19?x=fUXafAwnHRzE-f2z2wW9QCILPP0t7CZRRZiUrDz10xs

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  36. apparently you haven't been to any very nice gentlemen's clubs. Some local strippers used to always go to Cafe Brazil after they got off work. The strippers were from Babydolls and The Fair which I doubt were very good clubs, but they ALL were hotter and less road worn than Candi.

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  37. Why can't she defend herself?

    yappy has referenced being a parent before. So, duh, yes.

    And why are you correcting the word "quit" when bashn and ppl are still not real words. We aren't teenagers text messaging. They are big words. You chopped of 5 whole letters by doing that. If you are on a phone, predictive text could have gotten the whole words for you if you wanted to be lazy.

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  38. What was the context of that photo? She is on the fast track to this: http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews46/monster_theron_blu-ray/large/large_monster_blu-ray5x.jpg

    PS, I don't think the chubby cheeks reflect a Joey bun in the oven. It looks more like several Cinnabons and other various junk foods. Her coloring and skin texture also reflect poor eating habits.

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  39. The only difference between Joey and Presley is she can still make some money by selling her body, Joey couldn't which is why he was indigent.

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  40. I dont have predictive text....oreader I dont have time to look up everything on yall as you all do us. I actually take care of my kids that I have instead of spending all my time on a blog that wont ever make you anybody.

    If you want me off the blog sir/maam then stfu about me. End of discussion end of story. It's that simple.

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  41. My dad raised us just right....who are you really and we can dig in about yours. My dads the best dad ever thank you very much as is my mother. Are family is good regardless what you say. All ya'lls non sense won't bring us down , so your endless b.s. is useless. Again, I will not talk about your family as I do not know them. I have more respect then that.

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  42. You and your family Do not shy away from who you are and what you believe ... Right or wrong .. Don't be bothered by cowards who don't have the courage to step out under their collective rocks and identify themselves for the same scrutiny

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  43. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 7:32 AM

    @BA: Well, that's a good example of the pot calling the kettle black. I agree with your advice to Shelby, but not your characterization. It's not a matter of cowardice. The rest of us under your rock are smart and brave enough to handle our own family issues and drama without involving the public. Joey is responsible for bringing attention and public scrutiny to the family. Now that Joey is indisposed, David and Shelby are engaging the public and inviting scrutiny. Instead of calling the rest of us names, maybe better advice would have been for Shelby to put down the phone and shy away from the public. They can quit feeding the beast at any time...........

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  44. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 7:48 AM

    Oh, ok. Because I have a strong opinion about Joey, that would give him the right to find my identity and trash the living shit out of us and our kids, threaten us, intimidate? Naw, I'm good remaining a 'coward' by your standards BA ;). It ISN"T about me or other posters on gingers blog, its about Joey and those he wrote about. Ginger may not delight in Joey's current circumstances but I had a wonderful day on Sept. 18.

    Noooo Shelby I'm not Shane. How many times do I have to say that? I provided Amador County courts with a declaration (where the real shane crowe resides or has his family court case) because of people like you or Presley making claims I was him. I didn't want the guy to be blamed for MY mouthy ways.

    We can see how successful your family is. I guess David Dauben's definition of success is having a 31 yr old useless kid, never worked a day in his life, called himself a publisher/journalist when he did not have a degree to back it up, who spent his days harassing others, using a million .COM's to be an internet bully, destroy hard working people's reputations, threaten the lives Amber's family, get arrested for child rape that was investigated by the highly respectable Texas Rangers, then continue on to blame everyone else BUT himself, then YES Shelby, your dad is an amazing father!

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  45. Exactly who have I attacked ? After all I am Joey Dauben so how am I anon? Joeys not around to attack you So you are all cowards. You decry JD actions then act in the same manner attacking his family and friends because they have the audacity to defend JD and his family. Although it will be lost on you short bus riders this "blog" says more about you all than about Joey and it's not a positive statement about your character

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  46. Ok, once again Ba, because you are extreamly slow, we decry anyone who takes up Joey's cause and takes to a public forum to state what Joey want's the public to hear. No one on here is going after Shelby simply because she is his siter, or Daddy because he is daddy, or even that they defend him. Its when they take his talking points and post them online on behalf of him. They have opened themselves up for attack by becoming a part of the story. Joey has other siblings you know, have you ever heard us say a word about them?

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  47. Oh thank you for your idiotic explanation yea you are right I am the slow one in this "discussion". Again not the point coward , right or wrong daddy Shelby mommy don't hide in the slime hole that is your abode. They proclaim their points, stupidities or logical statements. You pride yourself on your cowardice churlish and rudeness. It is very apparent why you have to remain anonymous even short bus riders would reject you as not worthy of society. Did I out do you on snarky comments. It's really not hard, you are about as well armed as Monty pythons black knight

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  48. Now lets give you a quick lesson on what "points" are. You see points are subject matters, each individual topics we call points. You brought up several points in your statement including this: "You decry JD actions then act in the same manner attacking his family and friends because they have the audacity to defend JD and his family."

    You see, that is a point. When you raise several points in one stement you cant come back and claim that there was only one as in "the point". You then go on to say that my explaination is idiotic yet you show no evidence to support your claim.

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  49. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    talk about a perfect match Oreader. yikes

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  50. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    @ BA: Gingersnap made several good points. One of which that you make too many points in one sentence. That may be part of the reason you have trouble comprehending replies to your posts. Please re-read my earlier reply with these thoughts in mind:

    I did not accuse you of attacking anybody. I pointed out that you are name calling. I know it's been a while since that post, so in case you've forgotten, you called anonymous posters "cowards". You also indicated that anonymous posters live under a rock. I pointed out that as you post anonymously, you live under that same rock as the rest of us "cowards" but point at finger at us for living under a rock.

    David and Shelby are targets by their own choice. If they were to follow the example set by Cheri and Kimberly, they would not be subjected to "scrutiny". All they have to do is realize that there is NO defense for Joey, then SHUT UP and quietly go on with their lives.

    With regard to Joey's friends, has any one "attacked" Brannon? No. Brannon has not made himself a target - he respects our opinion of Joey and we respect his loyalty to Joey. If you are referring to Joey's women friends - well, that's a separate issue. They are not ridiculed for being Joey's friends, they are ridiculed for their very public actions and behaviors. Again, just like Joey, David and Shelby - they make themselves targets by engaging the public with their antics, which invites scrutiny.

    As to your suggestion that anonymous posters are too cowardly to expose their family issues to scrutiny, I was attempting to point out to you that the rest of us handle family issues privately. It doesn't matter whether you or anybody else knows my name, you will still not know about my family issues because I will not discuss them with the public. It's not because I'm a coward. It is because what happens in my family is none of your business and any opinion the public might have with regard to my family issues simply doesn't matter to me.

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  51. He's a better Dad then you'd ever be.

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  52. As for my Dad. Being the Perfect Dad you never could be, has provided us a life that was better then his. Like a REAL father would. And I will provide a life for my family the same way. Better then the last. So before you have the nerve to run you coward ass mouth. Walk a mile in his shoes bc he damn sure has done a damn good job.

    At least on me hahaha lol jk sibling rivalry:) No him and my mom did a damn fine job.

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  53. Joey is successful all yall idiot Mother Truckers are talking about him making him famous while taking away from your families...so whose not being raised right...your kids or us. Think about it.

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  54. All 4 bloggers make Joey famous? Quit smoking the fertilizer lady.

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  55. It truly is like talking TI the mentally handicapped having any dialogue with you nothing I made the comment regarding my lack of attacks as a point that differentiates me from you all you do attack people the Dauben's Barry coopers wife etc. I realize higher level thinking is difficult for you in this abbreviated forum. ( although ginger snapped tries to make this some type of formal dissertation when cornered and unable to respond coherently).
    I didn't review all of my posts but ge really I only respond to name calling or innuendo Yes you are a coward. with a capital C. No one cares about you or your family but cowards hide who they are and that is you. No further discussion is necessary that is the truth just like its the truth that Joey maligned people and wrote things that were slanderous and wrong.
    I knew my reference to your anonymous cowardice would cause you to not realize that you know who I am you previously declared it. I am Joey Dauben you and snapped and yippy all gleefully exposed me. Lol.
    Yes I make multiple points try to keep up you don't want to miss your bus and you do have your bicycle helmet on

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  56. I agree with you on the limited exposure this gives to JD Here's the difference does anyone have a blog dedicated to you That's not meant as an insult. I don't have one either. Just an observation

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  57. Reading this rambling tale from a crazy person (Joey), and after seeing David A Dauben's posts, there is no wonders why there is a mental hearing! BUT, the warrant deal in Tarrant County and numbers matching?? Joey Dauben was charged in Dallas County.

    The warrant recall order and order to release Joey Dauben was signed by Judge Michael Snipes, Criminal District Court #7, in exchange for him turning states evidence against Michael Meissner. The charges were dropped with prejudice, meaning that the charges would not be re-filed. ---- It ordered the District Attorney of Dallas County to order Dauben's release and to recall the warrants, and the Sheriff of Grafton County to immediately release Dauben in exchange for his returning to Texas to testify against Meissner.

    Source Plymouth NH PD and Grafton County Corrections open records request.

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  58. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    K Shelby, you win, happy now blondie? Joey in jail for raping a kid and facing charges in Ellis for basically being a psychotic internet bully makes for a 'successful' n 'famous' man. You have little kids lady, they need your attention. Mine are almost all grown. We could compare notes all night but that won't change what a low life scum your "bro" is or the fact that he learned the majority of it from your "Pa".

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  59. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    "nothingbetter".... How much you wanna bet that's Joeys sperm donation chatting with us? I'm thinking it was Joey but since he proved us wrong, who else has the same passion and desire to protect the little prick?

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  60. Not just that Yappy, but notice how he/she sticks, word for word, to the Joey manifesto. "Little known blog, you guys are cowards for not outing yourself, you guys are doing the same thing you accused joey of so on.."

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  61. hoskins shut the fuck up and go be a gay gypsy cop

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  62. Aww again joey didnt do it.

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  63. My kids are great btw having fun if ur so fuckin concerned u fucktard.

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  64. Shelby, I have no idea who Yappy is but I'm pretty sure its a female.

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  65. How bout instead of being a coward ass little bitch reveal ur pathetic self and we can uncover your hiden secrets....aw wait presely already did.

    Your one to talk. Huh.

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  66. I don't think, scratch that, I KNOW my mother has NEVER had such filth come out of her mouth. Your children will be SO proud!

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  67. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    Ginger, it was a hunch but you pointing out the manifesto, sounds about right.

    Oye, I give up Shelby. really, call me whatever ya want honey. I can only say it so many times, even provide evidence to the courts as to my real identity but because Joey says it, it MUST be believed. Goes to show how freaking dumb your brother is and his research. I am not Shane, never met him, never even talked to the guy. Ever. I live 1900 miles from Cali, honey beans. I live close enough to New Orleans for a long weekend drive. Followed Presleys shit online for a couple years because I knew about Bedwell even longer. *Duh*

    If it makes you feel better about your brother to label me as Shane, go for it.

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  68. Really brandy how bout not educating urs yet you now u go to college...or spreading ur filthy non vaccinated children in public to infect us all....because of religious bullshit...hmm mayb u needa work on ur marriage if your stepn out with other men. I got the text on that.

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  69. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    Shelby, I think Ginger is onto something. How many men 'yap' like me? hummm well, exception being joey but that's not really a prime example of a man. If you wanna give me your number, I'll buzz you. Would that make you feel better? Prolly not because it would mean Joey is wrong.

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  70. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 3:36 PM

    @ G/snap & yappy: Yeah, there's got to be some strong relationship. Did either of you understand the first paragraph? Well, this is a pointless debate, moving on.................

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  71. Did your dad grow up in a card board box? Or was he raised by wolves? That's the only way I can think he is raising you better than he was raised.

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  72. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:39 PM

    Haha and yours will resent you for makin them kill off mankind and not no how to blend words or spell or know the alphabet....really u wana bash on my kids lol stfu i was helping gather shit for ur kids to learn hahahahhaha how old are your kids....mine get public education....even if i did and i dont cuss in front of my kids they will learn it at school,church and prolly(theres ur word) walking to the FUCKIN mailbox.

    If it wasnt all a lie to get pitty bc your sleezy husband wont fuck u and u gota cry to someone werent you already threaten by cps.

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  73. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:40 PM

    Shelby... I spoke about a buddy the other day to Brannon, the guy who was texting driving and tossed from his truck and died. It happened in Beaumont and he was supposed to be at our place for supper that night. Do the MATH chicky. Is any of this getting through your thick skull as to a possible location I live?

    Prolly not.

    That's how 'awesome' n smart your bro is. Whatever is in his head is fact and he ignores all the wide open clues around him.

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  74. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 3:40 PM

    Zinger! Way to go MN.

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  75. Sweetheart, Brandy has a filthy mouth too. I'm not Brandy. But yes, I am college degreed.

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  76. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    Ya i have a friend from there murdered someone and got away with it
    .

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  77. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Give me time to catch up im just now learning how to use the playing with names and identity shit....lol kinda fun

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  78. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    So, what happened to the Meisnner case?

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  79. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:46 PM

    Believe it or not i have 3 college degree...mabe i should major in english...what yall think

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  80. I'm sorry little one, you don't seem to understand me. My mother doesn't use those nasty words at all. And, she'd never take photos of herself like the ones you have posted on Facebook. It's called class.

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  81. Yeah Nothingbetter, I couldn't even possibly edit that into what they might even be talking about. Just a bunch of words thrown together. But then again, I guess I ride the short bus so I naturally couldn't understand it anyway

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  82. not Hoskins there special Ed. or should I say Chronic Drunkard.

    Guess my inqury with Grafton County and Plymouth to find out the real truth touched a nerve...

    Go back to the bottle and your drinking binge. Drink one for Joey.. He won't be drinking a Samuel Adams for the next 15 to 20 years. By the way, have you ever heard of AA?

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  83. Oh really, honey? Where are your degrees from? Associates degrees don't count.

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  84. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    Its one of my fav places Brannon. We love Pralines on Frenchman. Our kids ended up on a reality TV show one time, they were filming "Toya on BET" a couple years back. If you're ever headed there, I'd have a beer or 3 with you Brannon (seriously).

    Oh no, Shelby will now try to dig up our faces. S'all good, the restaurant was packed. Let see, I talked a few days ago on this blog about our buddies accident to Brannon and how he was supposed to have supper with us. Now I'll give you the link Shelby just so you have some 'credible' evidence to my actual 'location'. K hon?
    http://www.beaumontenterprise.com/news/article/UPDATE-Man-killed-in-I-10-wreck-in-Beaumont-1039924.php

    Not to worry Joey groupies, our buddy can't be traced back to us unless someone knows him personally and knew where he was supposed to be that night. Just trying to prove Joey IS wrong about 'yappy'.

    now can we let this Shane shit go? I'm sick of it. lol amazing @some peoples kids.

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  85. Nobody told you to leave. Go right ahead with your regularly scheduled programming.

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  86. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    Um Shelby prostitute, there's about a 75% unsolved murder rate in New Orleans right now so your friend will not be getting any justice. Sorry about that (no sarcasm, just info).

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  87. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Dont classify me as a groupy lmao...okay shane we can drop it...why provide me a link like i give two shits who u are what u do...i like it better that ppl assume who other ppl are...kinda like yall do joey

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  88. Perhaps why you moved there?

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  89. I cant answer that one for sure, but from the documents I read - the Commander of DPS who was the expert witness backed all of Hoskins/Combine's charges on Meissner, and even found more charges than what was actually filed

    There was a mention however, in the Defenbaugh report of a federal link to Meissner and the Dallas Constables case. My guess is, is that Hoskins stepped into the middle of a federal investigation. It references text communications and telephone communications between Meissner and Cortes.

    In that report it says " ILLICIT ACTIVITIES INVOLVING MICHAEL CHASE MEISSNER AND JAIME CORTES. It never says POSSIBLE activities, it says ILLICIT activities.

    The Defenbaugh report on pages 86-92 references 4 possible violations: Penal Code 411.085, Unauthorized Use of Disclosure of Criminal History Information; 18 USC 1030 Fraud And Relating Activity In Connection with the Use of Computers; and Penal Code 39.06 MISUSE OF OFFICIAL INFORMATION.

    With the on-going federal case, it is very possible that the charges were dropped or prosecution withheld due to the federal case....... Just speculation, though.

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  90. Im really crackn the fuck up hahaha

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  91. Yappy aka fuckhead my emails posted...if u wana chit chat

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  92. sounds good to me, If I ever get that way...

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  93. Awww yappy we are best friends....brandy would be proud you used prolly as a word...perhaps im rub n off on you( go ahead make jokes to this sentance to- i thought it sounded funny too)

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  94. So according to oreader( being brandy) now you mommy dont use those words she subjects you to getting on a blog site full of filty trash....shame on your mommy

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  95. Hey yaps, ever stay in the Quarter House? That's where we always stay. Although, I've been thinking of branching out. I'm a bit too far to drive for a long weekend, but it is a cheap flight on SW if I watch for specials.

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  96. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 4:11 PM

    shut up brannon bridge cunt lol ur on our side

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  97. Aw, divert attention away. Your degrees no good baby?

    Anybody with half a brain reading this knows I'm not Brandy.

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  98. I wonder how Cheri and David are taking their boy being in the clank?

    Here is a photo for you all...


    http://i50.tinypic.com/1zgdqhf.jpg

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  99. lmao, blondie everyone knows that already

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  100. blondesluttyprostituteSeptember 23, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    Of course hoskins has proof of inside photos

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  101. We usually stay at the Provincial - Oreader. One of our girls has a thing for haunted places. She loves it there and another creepy place north of Baton Rouge, Myrtles.

    Cool Brannon, you're on my bucket list for wanting to have a beer with before I croak!

    Shelby whats your problem? Your side? How old are you? I can't stand your brother but I like Brannon. . He does his shit, lives his life and has fun doing it. He knows how much I spew about his best buddy but is grown up enough to still talk to me. It's called maturity. Try it ;)

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  102. We usually stay at the Provincial. One of our girls has a thing for haunted places. She loves it there and another creepy place north of Baton Rouge, Myrtles.

    Cool Brannon. Shelby whats your problem? Your side? How old are you? I can't stand your brother but I like Brannon. He doesn't seem to really give a crap about 'siding'. He does his shit, lives his life and has fun doing it. He knows how much I spew about his best buddy but is grown up enough to still talk to me.

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  103. duplicates? my computer sucks

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  104. Actually, that's why I was thinking of branching out. I want to stay somewhere "haunted." I used to know the owners of the Myrtles plantation, but it's been like ten years.

    I want to stay at Presidio La Bahia (in Goliad) sometime this fall. You have the whole place to yourself.

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  105. @lol what ever you say Hoskins....have I heard of AA? ya I've heard of American Airlines, what's that got to do with Alcohol?

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  106. I give up, my computer has a mind of its own. Whats with the changing colors on my name?
    The LMAO is for brannon under his comment 'Hoskins again STFU".

    Brannon, beer in Orleans and I will buy as many as you want! There's a drag-queen painter on Frenchman with blonde fuzzy clown hair, we'd have a hoot getting him to show us the local joints. Bring Shelby with you, we can have a pissy bitchy middle finger contest while we drink strolling down Burbon. Shelby will see I'm harmless and maybe we can all get along and have a good time even if our common denominator is thy 'enemy'. haha

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  107. I am sure you will get to join your buddy Joey someday. Not Hoskins, but you seem to be very defensive. Are you and Joey lovers? It's ok, you can tell us. You sure seem to be on the side of an accused child molester. Yes, Shelby, your brother is an accused teenage male molester. Only supporters he seems to have are drunks, accused child molesters, convicted felons (including his former attorney) and people as corrupt as those who he professed to expose.

    So, where do you fit in to this catagory, Brannon? Drunk, or are you and Joey having a fling?

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  108. haha, ya I was wondering that same thing with Icons changing, n lol at the pissy bitching middle finger contest

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  109. I think Shelby would pick up a lot of beads going down burbon street.

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  110. yappy, when you change (or don't exactly match up) your email on the posts, wordpress gives you a different color each time.

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  111. @lol or Hoskins, I will get to join him when he gets out, and defnesive? lmao just cause I told you to shut the fuck up, haha, it's not that I'm telling you to shut the fuck up for defense, it's just that your plain out fucking annoying.... and hoskins always was obsessed with Meisner and Joey, you seem to be quite obsessive so of course your Hoskins lmao I'm not gay like you Hoskins, and Joey ain't gay either, he has many other supporters, and am I a drunk, hell no, I'm a Beer Connoisseur

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  112. http://www.freeimagehosting.net/f4g56

    Pedalstool!

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  113. Are we at the point where the comments start wandering?

    I'll just leave this here:
    http://www.freeimagehosting.net/f4g56

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  114. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Love it!! You getting good at the animation.

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  115. obviously still green with only three under my belt, but it sure is fun!

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  116. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    @ lol: Yep, you hit a nerve. So much for all that crap Joey spewed about the journalist shield and never giving up his sources.

    Now that you mention it, I recall something about e-mail or texts between Cortes and Meissner. Your speculation makes sense. At the time, I couldn't imagine why they let Meissner go, seemed like they had a pretty solid case. What a bummer for the guys that busted Meissner. And, possible Meissner future victims. Do you speculate that Meissner cut a deal with the Feds to give up Cortes?

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  117. I feel left out, I want a picture done of me, of course I'd prefer Hoskins not doing one, he'll turn it into a fag fantasy, but Gingersnap, if you have SundayFunday's email till them to go on my fb profile and scope out a picture, an Animated one would be cool too

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  118. @nothing.... There is no doubt Meissner cut a deal to roll on Cortes. No doubt He was singing like a bird. At least, that is a very strong possibility.. I dont think it is possible, I think it is probable!

    Now, consider Danny Defenbaugh was the Special Agent in Charge of the Dallas FBI. This is what Page 71 is titled "Illicit Activities involving Michael Chase Meissner and Constable Jaime Cortes"

    "From 9/14/09 to 10/15/09 Detective Hoskins #806, Combine Police Department provided an affidavit of probable cause for warrant of arrest for Michael Chase Meissner dated 9/14/09; record of beginning/ending telephone calls from Meissner's cell phone, Metro PCS text messaging consisting of 234 pages of messages from Meissner's cell phone and detailed text messages between Meissner's cell phone and Constable Cortes' telephone of 214-797-4866....." Then there are 5 or 6 pages of excerpts from Text messages.

    Then on page 77, signed by Investigator Fred Collie, Kenneth Lybrand, and Danny Defenbaugh, they accuse the parties of violating 411.085, unauthorized disclosure of criminal history information; 18 USC 1030, Fraud and Related Activity in Connection with Computers, and 39.06 Penal Code, Misuse of Official Information. Felonies and Federal Offenses.

    It goes on to further say that this information has been provided to the Dallas District Attorney's Office and FBI for investigative and prosecutorial action.



    Then..... John Wiley Price warrants are ran and there is a pending indictment in that case. Cortes, Watkins, Meissner, all intertwined and connected. Connect the dots and you can see what likely took place!

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  119. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 7:10 PM

    Wow. And Joey was up to his eye balls in the mess. This is the best conspiracy ever and Joey didn't "expose" any of it. The depth of his duplicity never ceases to amaze me.

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  120. Read above for the affidavit from the expert on Dauben/Meissner's case. IMO, after reading that, and the Defenbaugh report, I would say "GUILTY AS HELL". You dont just get DPS Commanders backing up so called rogue gypsy cops who have no evidence. If this is any indication, I bet Dauben is in for a long ride with Ranger Bobo's documentation!

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  121. nothingbettertodotodaySeptember 23, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    I was just wondering about that. Can the Ellis and Navarro charges be related to this investigation + the falsely accused father?

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  122. I would not doubt it.... You see, the Misuse of Official Information offense would have most likely occurred in Ellis County, being that Joey Dauben held his blog and home there.

    And the emails/chats, now that is a possibility, too.... Considering the so called fit he threw to get the emails back, his computers, etc. To only have them seized again by another agency (Red Oak), then the Texas Rangers files on a charge relating to a 2007 time frame child molestation charge. Then when you read between the lines, Dauben posts the messages to/from his alleged victim in his "manifesto".... Do some serious reading between the lines and analyzing, and it looks like it is all intertwined. Double jeopardy don't apply as these are all new charges... But who knows, it may have been based on prior evidence and the charges held off :-)

    One thing about it, that affidavit online in regards to Meissner/Dauben that was filed in the Dallas Federal Court sure seems to have sealed the deal, as well as the Defenbaugh report.

    I am pretty sure the DA in Ellis County knows about the Misuse of Official Information charge.... After all, it was investigated by DPS. Ironically, by then the Criminal Intelligence Service. The investigator who investigated the DL is now, a TEXAS RANGER. ......

    So reading between the lines, and the charge of Fraudulent Use of Identifying Information under 5 items, it is possible. And for the sex charges. Thats possible to. If nothing else, it is known as KARMA!

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  123. OReader speaking of the strip clubs, lol, I use to work at Cabaret Royale as a Barback- which was basically stocking the beer for bartenders, It was a job that I enjoyed working at I even worked a month straight, lol

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  124. this was meant for down here.... @OReader speaking of the strip clubs, lol, I use to work at Cabaret Royale as a Barback- which was basically stocking the beer for bartenders, It was a job that I enjoyed working at I even worked a month straight, lol

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  125. Brannon (no telling where this comment will end up) As of Midnight, SundayFunday is in solitary for the next 6 days. As I am MondayFunday, I'd be happy to oblige, but I've got a little work to do first (the weekend fun crew totally trashes the joint).One of the fun crew put your smokin' face on a little boy in a suit a while back. I must admit, I thought you looked really dapper.

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  126. So, it's not awesome, but it's a start.

    http://www.freeimagehosting.net/trtt4

    Brannon fights off Joey's enemies! (or dances with them - you choose)

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  127. ok, i'm not sure where it went, but there is an introductory dancing Brannon somewhere.

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  128. Brannon, working at a strip club was probably pretty entertaining - not just the dancing, but the random girl drama. The only bad thing about it is the same (only worse) as restaurant working. There is a LOT of partying that goes on after the club shuts down. Rough life if you get in too deep.

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  129. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 24, 2012 at 6:02 AM

    And we're back to 'hide n seek' the comments.

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  130. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 24, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    Its obvious why Brannons' on my bucket list

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  131. yappy aka pain in the assSeptember 24, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    LMAO Love it Monday

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  132. Aw, inviting me out for a beer...I don't drink however if you came to ellis county perhaps. Im sure you would realize how different I am I also am not fighting or arguing anything but what ya'll bash me onfor no reason.

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  133. @MondayFunday lol, the animation of me is awesome

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  134. Brannon if you un-privatize your photos on facebook, or at least some of them, I'll see if i can find other inspiration

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  135. 'so whose not being raised right…your kids or us?' I added the question mark for you. But the problem here is you and your brother are not kids anymore.

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  136. There's the problem, she doesn;t have half a brain.

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  137. ya it was quite entertaining, Got to see 2 strippers fight over on of those high roller people, one girl pushes stripper over and falls onto a high roller, then you get to watch em kick The Pimps out, I was on good terms with just bout everyone so, but ya getting in to deep wasn't really an issue

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  138. Well im working on BSN will be done in Dec the other is an associates degree have Paralegal Certification.Did that 6/7 yrs..Thats just the beginning.

    So your job Brandy/Oreader....writing for Joey all those years Stay at Home Deadbeat Mom who educates herself not her kids and spends endless hrs on blogs that amount to what ohhh ya nothing.

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  139. Wow Brandy you cut downs are lame as hell...a card board box? 3rd grade if that...Go teach your kids abc's and how to blend words...they need more help learning to read and write why ur sitting here still on this blog.

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  140. Hold the dice here for a second... I hadn't read this thread until all of this was posted up here about my kids.

    First of all, Cheri was privately tutoring my kids over a year ago, yoiu have NO IDEA what has been going on since. Which is why Shelby is saying any of this.

    I paid your mother $20 per hour and extra money for learning supplies. After the "raids" at the Dauben houses my husband decided he wanted our kids completely separate from my internet "life".

    BUT true to form a Dauben drags innocent children in to the middle of an internet tiff. Tired of people making fun of how utterly stupid you are, so have to start picking on a 5 and 6 year old? CLASSY

    Which by the way were only "behind" in your idiotic view because English was their second language.

    What is your excuse you stupid piece of shit?

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  141. hmmm Ya Ill look into that... I didnt think they were privatized

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  142. I think what might be even more fun that Brandy V Shelby in a mudpit would be their kids pitted against each other in a spelling bee showdown.

    I can see it now...

    Moderator to Brandy's kids: your word is Prolly

    Brandy's kids: can you use it in a sentence?

    Shelby's kids interject: how can you have a sentence without it?

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