It reads as follows:
JD: hey girl, how are you
PC: ohhh pretty good I guess, how are you, do you like the new jail here?
JD: its ok I guess, I have been told to avoid taco tuesdays though
JD: so how was the public outcry on my biggest enemies ruling me guilty?
PC: well David Webb ran a pretty good story, but the daily light and ennis paper were pretty rough on you and they ran all those hate filled speeches by patrick.
JD: how about on fb, is connie and dad and company rallying the call to my cause?
PC: well not really, connie forgot who you were again and your dad was showing some pics of a wheelie he popped the other day, he was really getting into it and......
JD: thats enough, it was bad enough I had to listen to that crap all my life, at least I can be free from it in jail
JD: what about any other of my friends, how about Angeline or Kimberly?
PC: well Angeline had to go back on her respirator, her doc told her either stop smoking or we are going to have to put you in intensive care, well thats where she is now. And poor Kimberly, her cats turned on her and viciously attacked and maimed her. She is in the hospital with 3rd degree scratches.
JD: cats can do that much damage?
PC: I guess so, anyway the doc says she is going to be down for at least a week. Those bastards even though cat litter in her face while she was on the ground.
JD: you look kinda pregnant, did my boys finally swim?
PC: I checked yesterday and its negative, but thanks for noticing
JD: so how are we going to raise the $10,000 I need to get out of here.
PC: I'm not sure, Brannon said he was ready with his morphsuit whenever you needed him, but I just dont know what to do. I usually just went to me sperm donor for money issues but I kinda burned that bridge, so I'm out of ideas.
JD: how are my dogs doing?
PC: remember I told you not to leave them with your parents didn't I?
JD: what, no, dont tell me...
PC: well they spent a lot of time with your dad out in the garage listening to him talk and one day they just decided to go run down the street and bite a police officer. Animal control had to put them down.
JD: this is all patrick wilson's fault
PC: that pedo-nazi. You known what does that term really mean, those pedophile defenders at joeyisalittlekid were making fun of me for not knowing what I was saying, so what does that mean? You know I was home-schooled.
JD: how should I know, I was home-schooled too.
PC: so how are you going to get out of here so we can start a family?
JD: I thought you were going to ask connie what do to
PC: I did, she said she was sending lightning bolts our way, but I just checked the 5 day forcast and I just dont see it
JD: Yeah I'm starting to get off this Yeahway stuff. Some of the guys in here were telling me its like Mormonism, its just some guy that decided to put Christianity and Judaism together and call it his own made up religion.
PC: I hear ya, if I don't see some lightning bolts pretty soon I'm going back to Mother Mary.
PC: well baby I gotta go, days of our lives is coming in in 5 minuets and I forgot to record it
Friday, November 16, 2012
The New Dauben Narrative Begins
Its similar to the old one but with a new twist: we just want to get started with our new lives together and raise a family.
Acording to David Webb
http://www.cedarcreeklake.com/lake-life--Former-Cedar-Creek-Lake-publisher-convicted-must-serve-5-years-probation-for-blog-post-still-faces-sex-assault-trial/412
Joey and Presley still plan on starting a family together. Presley said:
"Joey is confident, and he knows what he has got to do," Crowe said in a phone text. "He's ready to at least get all of this behind us, and get our life going so that maybe one day we can start a family. That idea and the thought of being with his family with no restriction is what is keeping him going."
Wait what? What does he have to do? Does she think he's about to go change in a phone booth or is this like the final words of a terrorist? Or does she know what he is about to do? 10-15 years hard time and registered sex offender.
"I just hope we can get the dollars to get him out of Navarro County Jail before his trial there, but who knows how it will pan out," Crowe said.
Yes Presley, here in America we use dollars, pesos or yen wont cut it. She speaks of acquiring money like its some ancient form of mysticism. "Well we prayed to the gods, I poured the oil on the candlewick and now we are waiting for these dollars to appear".
I think one of the restrictions that comes from the Navarro case should be that he is banned from procreation. The Dauben name must end with him, its certainly not fair to any child to bring them in to the world with terrible parents like Presley and Joey would be, the cycle must end here.
Acording to David Webb
http://www.cedarcreeklake.com/lake-life--Former-Cedar-Creek-Lake-publisher-convicted-must-serve-5-years-probation-for-blog-post-still-faces-sex-assault-trial/412
Joey and Presley still plan on starting a family together. Presley said:
"Joey is confident, and he knows what he has got to do," Crowe said in a phone text. "He's ready to at least get all of this behind us, and get our life going so that maybe one day we can start a family. That idea and the thought of being with his family with no restriction is what is keeping him going."
Wait what? What does he have to do? Does she think he's about to go change in a phone booth or is this like the final words of a terrorist? Or does she know what he is about to do? 10-15 years hard time and registered sex offender.
"I just hope we can get the dollars to get him out of Navarro County Jail before his trial there, but who knows how it will pan out," Crowe said.
Yes Presley, here in America we use dollars, pesos or yen wont cut it. She speaks of acquiring money like its some ancient form of mysticism. "Well we prayed to the gods, I poured the oil on the candlewick and now we are waiting for these dollars to appear".
I think one of the restrictions that comes from the Navarro case should be that he is banned from procreation. The Dauben name must end with him, its certainly not fair to any child to bring them in to the world with terrible parents like Presley and Joey would be, the cycle must end here.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Joey Dauben Sentenced to 5 Years Probation, Sent to Navarro Jail
Wow, it turns out that the Ellis County conviction does have some major teeth to them. Joey can not use the net except for online banking, employment or bill pay. He can only have one email, he can't post anything anywhere. He must use tracking devices on all his electronics. He must delete all his blogs and social networking sites. He has to pass a polygraph each year. Basically his entire lifes "work" will be erased and only sites like mine and news stories like the Daily Light will be all people can ever read or see of Joey. His probation will kick in after any sentence he gets in Navarro, and speaking of that, Presley can put the strap-on back inside the drawer because he is not out of jail but being transferred to Navarro and will sit there with a $100,000 bond.
What this all means is we will never hear or see of Joey Dauben again. In a personal way, I'm kinda sad about that because he provided me with endless hours of laughs I couldn't possible find on TV. But on the bright side, he has slandered his last soul as he now becomes an internet ghost.
What this all means is we will never hear or see of Joey Dauben again. In a personal way, I'm kinda sad about that because he provided me with endless hours of laughs I couldn't possible find on TV. But on the bright side, he has slandered his last soul as he now becomes an internet ghost.
So Where Do We Stand Now?
Joey Dauben will have his sentence finalized today and most likely be released after that. Everyone in Waxahachie is waking up to their morning papers and will read a devastating article about Joey on the front page. Patrick Wilson's public bare bottom spanking of little Joey is going to be front and center for everyone to read, meanwhile the Joey camp must remain silent due to his restrictions. I know Joey is probably so furious right now he can barely see straight, his instincts are to lash out at Wilson and his conviction. Joey will feel like the world must hear his version of the story, because after all, if you haven't heard the Dauben version of the story, you haven't heard it correctly yet. But how is he going to pull this off with his restrictions?
Enter Presley. Presley has been living down here for at least two weeks now, most likely in the residence that mommy and daddy subsidized for Joey. This works out for Presley as she was most likely out of places to bum off of rent free to live in. The question is, will she become the new Joey Dauben as Joey is no longer allowed to be? Will she take to the internet and try and fight Joey's battles for him?
Joey Dauben is now a convicted felon. In some ways this will only help him fit in more with his group of acquaintances as many of them already have one as well. But this is going to be a major distraction to his life going forward. No more running for and losing, public office. He will have to finish his career with a salty 0-9 record. His future employment opportunities took a big hit as well with this new conviction. And, probably worst of all, Joey is going to be in a two month holding pattern as his life still hangs in the balance as he waits for his Navarro trial to begin.
So lets have some fun and make our predictions on what will happen with Joey in these next two months of partial freedom. Mine is that Joey will end up being put back in jail for violating his parole by using others as his surrogate to get his message out.
Enter Presley. Presley has been living down here for at least two weeks now, most likely in the residence that mommy and daddy subsidized for Joey. This works out for Presley as she was most likely out of places to bum off of rent free to live in. The question is, will she become the new Joey Dauben as Joey is no longer allowed to be? Will she take to the internet and try and fight Joey's battles for him?
Joey Dauben is now a convicted felon. In some ways this will only help him fit in more with his group of acquaintances as many of them already have one as well. But this is going to be a major distraction to his life going forward. No more running for and losing, public office. He will have to finish his career with a salty 0-9 record. His future employment opportunities took a big hit as well with this new conviction. And, probably worst of all, Joey is going to be in a two month holding pattern as his life still hangs in the balance as he waits for his Navarro trial to begin.
So lets have some fun and make our predictions on what will happen with Joey in these next two months of partial freedom. Mine is that Joey will end up being put back in jail for violating his parole by using others as his surrogate to get his message out.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Patrick Wilson Gets the Last Laugh
The Waxahachie Daily Light didn't take long http://www.waxahachietx.com/news/ellis_county/jury-convicts-joey-daubin/article_0fc1c978-2eb7-11e2-b8ec-001a4bcf887a.html
The quotes from Wilson are just priceless:
“This blog is owned by Joseph Dauben, all of the content on this website goes through his fingers and into cyberspace. He was supplied that information in an offline interview and put it online,” he said.
In his closing remarks, Wilson said that Dauben was not a newspaper publisher reporting a news article, but a vigilante holding a diatribe against the victim on the Ellis County Observer blog.
“This is a guy in Mabank, Texas hiding behind a computer in grandma’s house calling for a ‘public execution […] only amplified by my own comments,’” Wilson said, quoting Dauben. “If you type (the victim’s) name and city into a search engine this is what you will find. Dauben intended to harm his reputation, standing in the community and cause physical harm.”
Wilson encouraged the jury to give Dauben probation, but assess a maximum punishment of five years and a fine of $5,000 to “force him to be a productive member of society.”
“Give him the maximum hammer to hang over his head, so if he violates his supervision the court has the flexibility to give him up to the maximum five years. If you give him the minimum sentence of 180 days, no matter how he breaks his supervision, even if he commits another crime, the court can only give him 180 days jail time. And I suggest a hefty fine, at least $5,000 to obligate him to get out of grandmother’s house and work and be a productive member of society.”
OK I'm going to need to take a break for a few while I continue to laugh uncontrollably. I may have to laugh until it gets light again on this one.
The quotes from Wilson are just priceless:
“This blog is owned by Joseph Dauben, all of the content on this website goes through his fingers and into cyberspace. He was supplied that information in an offline interview and put it online,” he said.
In his closing remarks, Wilson said that Dauben was not a newspaper publisher reporting a news article, but a vigilante holding a diatribe against the victim on the Ellis County Observer blog.
“This is a guy in Mabank, Texas hiding behind a computer in grandma’s house calling for a ‘public execution […] only amplified by my own comments,’” Wilson said, quoting Dauben. “If you type (the victim’s) name and city into a search engine this is what you will find. Dauben intended to harm his reputation, standing in the community and cause physical harm.”
Wilson encouraged the jury to give Dauben probation, but assess a maximum punishment of five years and a fine of $5,000 to “force him to be a productive member of society.”
“Give him the maximum hammer to hang over his head, so if he violates his supervision the court has the flexibility to give him up to the maximum five years. If you give him the minimum sentence of 180 days, no matter how he breaks his supervision, even if he commits another crime, the court can only give him 180 days jail time. And I suggest a hefty fine, at least $5,000 to obligate him to get out of grandmother’s house and work and be a productive member of society.”
OK I'm going to need to take a break for a few while I continue to laugh uncontrollably. I may have to laugh until it gets light again on this one.
Joey Dauben Found Guilty
According to Brannon, it only took one day for Patrick Wilson and a jury to bring down the hammer on Joey in the Ellis County case. Brannon said its 2 years community supervision, up to a year in jail, and $2,400 fine which will take the Dauben's at least 5 years to come up with that kind of money.
Joey made a fundamental mistake in underestimating Patrick Wilson. The Daubenistas took Patrick as a dolt and figured he wouldn’t never pull this thing off. Joey could have taken a plea that would have kept him out of jail, but his arrogance costs him dearly once again. Now Joey gets to join the infamous group of people who are called convicted felons. Next up we have the list of those called registered sex offenders.
Joey made a fundamental mistake in underestimating Patrick Wilson. The Daubenistas took Patrick as a dolt and figured he wouldn’t never pull this thing off. Joey could have taken a plea that would have kept him out of jail, but his arrogance costs him dearly once again. Now Joey gets to join the infamous group of people who are called convicted felons. Next up we have the list of those called registered sex offenders.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Dauben's Clan Can't Understand Why Shane Crowe is Here to Testify: ItsCalled Cyberbullying
Daddy "I don't understand" Dauben and Presley "I love pedophiles" Tunafish are outraged that Shane is coming down here to testify in Joey's Ellis county case. Since both operate at a kindergarten level, we will try and hash this out for you.
Patrick Wilson just showed exactly why Shane is here in his question to potential jury members..."Do you know what cyberbullying is?"
Joey Dauben is a cyber bully, and thats not a debatable point. He was one when he went after this guy in Red Oak, and he continued that well after when he went after Shane. The Daubenistas won't understand what I'm talking about since they are sure that Shane is guilty of what Joey accused him of. But for the rest of us on planet earth, Shane has not been convicted of and therefore is to be presumed innocent of those crimes.....PERIOD. It doesn't matter what you believe, it only matters what you can prove. And so, when Joey went after Shane in the exact same fashion that he did against this guy in Red Oak, he established a pattern. Shane is here to not only show the jury members that Joey didn't learn his lesson, but that he has only become more violent and offensive in his cyber bullying.
Patrick Wilson just showed exactly why Shane is here in his question to potential jury members..."Do you know what cyberbullying is?"
Joey Dauben is a cyber bully, and thats not a debatable point. He was one when he went after this guy in Red Oak, and he continued that well after when he went after Shane. The Daubenistas won't understand what I'm talking about since they are sure that Shane is guilty of what Joey accused him of. But for the rest of us on planet earth, Shane has not been convicted of and therefore is to be presumed innocent of those crimes.....PERIOD. It doesn't matter what you believe, it only matters what you can prove. And so, when Joey went after Shane in the exact same fashion that he did against this guy in Red Oak, he established a pattern. Shane is here to not only show the jury members that Joey didn't learn his lesson, but that he has only become more violent and offensive in his cyber bullying.
Brannon Updates us on the Jury Selection
Looks like Wilson wants to ask a fundamental question.....are you retarded?
From Brannon:
I forgot who the Robert guy was and here are the notes of questions regarding the gov. part: they had asked what do you think of these statements and such:
Potential witness for the state Christopher Buchert
Richard Boone RO Police
Gary Dollar RO police
Nick Flores RO police
Dave Smith RO police
Jeff Ward
Robert
Shane Crowe
How do you get your news
there are 3 people that know DA one potential Juror is the DAs lawn man and also some ladies daughter works for DA
What newspapers, Magazines, and websites do you read?
Have. you ever participated in an online Blog or Forum
Have you heard of Cyber-Bullying? 10 out of 55 have not heard of the term
The Us Government is responsible for 911
The US gov. is responsible for the crack cocaine epidemic of the 1980s
The US government is responsible for the Kennedy Assasination
From Brannon:
I forgot who the Robert guy was and here are the notes of questions regarding the gov. part: they had asked what do you think of these statements and such:
Potential witness for the state Christopher Buchert
Richard Boone RO Police
Gary Dollar RO police
Nick Flores RO police
Dave Smith RO police
Jeff Ward
Robert
Shane Crowe
How do you get your news
there are 3 people that know DA one potential Juror is the DAs lawn man and also some ladies daughter works for DA
What newspapers, Magazines, and websites do you read?
Have. you ever participated in an online Blog or Forum
Have you heard of Cyber-Bullying? 10 out of 55 have not heard of the term
The Us Government is responsible for 911
The US gov. is responsible for the crack cocaine epidemic of the 1980s
The US government is responsible for the Kennedy Assasination
Monday, November 12, 2012
Joey Dauben's Ellis County Trail Starts Tommorow
According to my sources and verified by Brannon, jury selection gets under way for Joey's Ellis County charges tomorrow. I guess not being able to get a qualified jury pool has set the Navarro county trial back till possibly the first of the year. This makes things complicated both for Patrick Wilson and Joey because now this show goes on first and will be in the full spotlight. Will Joey take a plea deal as he could be out of jail instantly if he did? Will he stick to his guns and go all the way in this trial risking his freedom? Has jail changed Joey's outlook on this at all?
Joey is certainly guilty in the Ellis County charges, but is it severe enough to warrant a prison sentence? After all, it was just Joey being Joey, but then again maybe that will be the main point Wilson will try and drive home to the jury. How will Shane and Presley's presence effect the trail? Will they be able to find a jury that has not heard of and therefore formulated an opinion on Joey in Ellis County? Will Joey's attorney ask for a change in venue? Will he ask for Carroll to recuse himself? Lots of questions coming up, hopefully Brannon can give us a play by play.
Joey is certainly guilty in the Ellis County charges, but is it severe enough to warrant a prison sentence? After all, it was just Joey being Joey, but then again maybe that will be the main point Wilson will try and drive home to the jury. How will Shane and Presley's presence effect the trail? Will they be able to find a jury that has not heard of and therefore formulated an opinion on Joey in Ellis County? Will Joey's attorney ask for a change in venue? Will he ask for Carroll to recuse himself? Lots of questions coming up, hopefully Brannon can give us a play by play.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Presley The Pedophile Defender Calls Bill Windsor her Daddy
Ok, so in addition to being a fraud, Bill Windsor is fat and lazy. He is starting to figure out that he needs a new excuse to a. go home for the hollidays, and b. explain why his little "movie" isn't going to be in any theaters. So his idea is to make up this lie about needing to go into hiding for his own protection. His idiot followers are buying it completly but lets see what our little pedophile lover Presley thinks about it. First is Bill's little white lie post, then Presley's follow up:
11-7-2012 -- 8:00 AM -- JACKSON MISSISSIPPI: I am thinking that I may need to go into hiding for a while. It may be prudent for me to go to an undisclosed location in an unmarked vehicle until the Congressional Testimony DVDs are prepared
. I may choose to delay Alaska, Hawaii, Portland, and Olympia until just before you Meet me in DC on January 9, 2013. My concern is that I might be arrested while seeking to board an airplane. I'm gong to think about this some more. I need to ensure that the bad guys can't interfere with the January 9, 2013 presentation of our testimony to Congress.
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma Bill, I've been worried about you since you left Sacramento! As much as we want this finished...I'd rather have the Revolutionary Party leader safe! Do whatever needs to be done to make sure you are safe & the tools & stories you have will be not be unfinished business. You have my number & email....if you need ANYTHING let me know and I will do whatever! Love you adopted dad! :) just remember: lightnings a comin!
I remember when we were first introduced to Presley, she was a misguided but smart girl. Now she is just drop dead, slap your mother type stupid. She is certianly a Dauben, thats for sure.
11-7-2012 -- 8:00 AM -- JACKSON MISSISSIPPI: I am thinking that I may need to go into hiding for a while. It may be prudent for me to go to an undisclosed location in an unmarked vehicle until the Congressional Testimony DVDs are prepared
. I may choose to delay Alaska, Hawaii, Portland, and Olympia until just before you Meet me in DC on January 9, 2013. My concern is that I might be arrested while seeking to board an airplane. I'm gong to think about this some more. I need to ensure that the bad guys can't interfere with the January 9, 2013 presentation of our testimony to Congress.
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma Bill, I've been worried about you since you left Sacramento! As much as we want this finished...I'd rather have the Revolutionary Party leader safe! Do whatever needs to be done to make sure you are safe & the tools & stories you have will be not be unfinished business. You have my number & email....if you need ANYTHING let me know and I will do whatever! Love you adopted dad! :) just remember: lightnings a comin!
I remember when we were first introduced to Presley, she was a misguided but smart girl. Now she is just drop dead, slap your mother type stupid. She is certianly a Dauben, thats for sure.
Presley-Rene-Dauben-Tunafish Comes to Ellis County to Defend Joey
Presley loves pedophiles. She is apparently devoting her life (if you want to call it that) to defending accused pedophiles. I'm hearing that Joey's Navarro trial is delayed maybe till January, but he is going to have his Ellis County trial soon. This would be what Presley is talking about:
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma Bill, Shanes flying into Ellis County to testify against Joey. Corruption connected in all states at every level. www.the-truth-stands.blogspot.com
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma His Ellis County charge involves a man who was falsely accused of molesting his child by his vindictive ex wife. Joey wrote a story accusing him, once he looked a little deeper, he realized the woman was lying. Shanes flying in Im assuming to try & say that Joey "falsely accused" him as well. Im planning on testifying to counter Shanes lies. Shane feels that this is another way for him to "abuse" me. Classic sociopath pedophile.
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma Bill, Shanes flying into Ellis County to testify against Joey. Corruption connected in all states at every level. www.the-truth-stands.blogspot.com
Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma His Ellis County charge involves a man who was falsely accused of molesting his child by his vindictive ex wife. Joey wrote a story accusing him, once he looked a little deeper, he realized the woman was lying. Shanes flying in Im assuming to try & say that Joey "falsely accused" him as well. Im planning on testifying to counter Shanes lies. Shane feels that this is another way for him to "abuse" me. Classic sociopath pedophile.
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