Daddy Dauben, A Simple Man Who is Simply a Failure

Its now two and a half weeks until the trial of Joey's life, and the original inspiration for his life, his dad, is off chasing new fairy tales and unicorns. Without a doubt the biggest mistake in Cheri Dauben's life was saying yes to a deeply confused and poorly educated red-neck named David Dauben. Her mistake is about to be culminated in the sentencing of her first-born son Joey.

Many poorly educated people have gone on to great things, but they all understood their limitations and adjusted accordingly. David, on the other hand, continues to double down on his stupid. His facebook page is now a constant update for his new messiah a huckster by the name Bill Windsor. David says that we could be cured from cancer from a certain fruit but the "corporations" don't want that out there so they can make money on people dying from chemo and radiation treatments which they already know don't work. Slush funds are set up so that judges can make money by letting their buddies and other pedophiles go free. David had to poison children's minds with his venom and it has led to disastrous results. It is rare to say this, but I can confidently say that all of the Dauben children would have had drasticly better lives had they grown up with only their mother as the parent in the house.

Remember Daddy talking about painting his blazer for the lawless america scam? Well, since he was the one that did it here is a rundown of just how hard it was for him. This is kind of like a look at a day in the life of Daddy Dauben trying to do a simple task:

David A Dauben
October 5
Had everything ready to paint Blazer,turned on compressor,it blew up,borrowed one that was too small,2nd was great,filter blew up,new air hose split,chemical reaction in paint,cleaned off,Blazer in primer,it's late,sleep now