The Truth According to Joey

As we continue to delve deeper into Joey Dauben's manifesto, the truly pathological nature of his current form of insanity is disturbing.  Joey could always take the insanity plea and I dont think there is any certified physiologist in this country that would deny that claim.  Anyway, lets take a walk on the insane side shall we?

 

John Margetis.  For those that dont know, Margetis is a career fruadster and a convicted felon.  He found a home on the ECO and did almost nightly radio shows with Joey where he slandered and accused just about every official that has ever had dealings whatsoever with him.  I dont think that in the hours upon hours that he was on Joey's show did he ever say even one thing that was in fact truthful other than his name.  But according to Joey, he was using all that time and going to all those rally's with John in an effort to investigate if Margetis is for real or not.  Once Joey was put in jail, Margetis asked Joey for editorial control of the ECO, it was at that moment that Joey finally figured out that Margetis was in fact a fraud.  He then goes on to scold both Curtis Butler and Brandy Owen for allowing John Margetis a venue to parrot his lies, yes he Joey Dauben said those actual words.

Joey, as seen in the previous post, accuses Brandy of sexual advances toward him, as well as a lesbian affair with a former reporter (the really humorous part is the implication that we are supposed to believe that Joey put down those advances because she was a married woman).  A couple of pages later Joey goes on to say that he resists the urge that "average people" posses to get even with Brandy.  And in fact quite the opposite as he has given her great mercy and patience.  Note, Joey is right when he speaks of himself as not an average person, he is so far below average I'm not even sure he knows how far up they actually are.

Joey goes on to explain that he gave Curtis and Brandy the Donald Trump while he was in prison.  You see, somewhere in mid January he got some info on those two and told them both that their (unpaid) services were terminated with the ECO, and therefore all their actions afterwards are just that of disgruntled terminated employees.  You know, when you run such a massive media empire which covers the globe you are bound to have a few bad apples here and there.